This is a real gem of a tribute to a man who I love very much. I found him on the internet, and I just had to share it with you. In 2013, I was living in New York City and was working at a restaurant in the same building as a friend. We both shared an office and were often eating lunch together.
We just finished a long day of work, and I had just eaten my lunch. And then I heard a voice. It was an old guy, maybe in his 80s, who I had never spoken to. He came into my office and said “Hello, how are you?” I looked up at him and I thought, “he’s so far away, I don’t even know his name.
I was so shocked. It felt like someone had just slapped me in the face. He said, Do you guys eat lunch together? I said, Yes. He said, Have we ever had a conversation? I asked him, Who is this? He said, This is my son Ryan who works with you. I thought, I’ve never seen him before.
I have no idea who this old guy is, but apparently he’s actually a fanboy of Keaton or something, and I’m not sure, but I think the old man’s name is iou kevin hart. Also, I don’t know if there’s a way to get a picture of him, but I’ll show it to you when I can.
I see that iou kevin hart apparently has an entire fanboy-zine. I like the fact that he has been a fanboy of Keaton for years, and that he has never met me. The fact that he is a fanboy of Keaton is a good thing, but I also like the fact that he is a fanboy of Keaton. I find it almost perverse that he would have a fanboy zine devoted to Keaton.
I don’t think he’s a fanboy. I think he’s a fanboy of Keaton. That said, he does have a fanboy zine. And it’s called iou kevin hart.
Its called iou kevin hart. And I am glad to have it.
Keaton is a very nice guy. And his fanboy zine is very nice. But it’s not Keaton’s fanboy zine. I’m glad he has it, but I’m not that glad.
At least he is trying to be nice to fans. At least he is trying.